Woah, look at that...

...this is the fourth blog post this month. I'm like a bad Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor. I slowly ween you off the drink, but then you catch me having a few beers myself and you join in. Off the wagon you go...or on the wagon if it's being pulled by the Budweiser Clydesdales. Now you're going to be looking every minute, or every 2,880 minutes to see if I've updated the blog. Your excitement for a new post turns to disappointment when there's nothing new. It's just like that time your dad promised to take you fishing and he didn't show up. But instead of every summer you feel this disappointment every few days. Sorry.

In other news, I almost got run over by a bicyclist today. I had the green light and was in the crosswalk and the jackass almost ran right into me. I hate the crazy bikers around town. They are always passing cars on the right. I saw one biker pass an SUV on the right and the SUV had its blinker on and was turning right. The biker darted around the SUV as the SUV started its turn. The biker almost ran right into the broad side of the SUV. Hey bikers, stop being reckless.